it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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