But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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