Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
