I must be too annoying 4 u.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
