I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
