Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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