Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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