How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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