she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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