I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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