Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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