when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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