how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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