Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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