dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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