I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
