I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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