I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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