they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
