In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Found your dick twin last night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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