So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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