i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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