Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You pole danced in your parka.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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