My girlfriend figured out who you are.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
