On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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