So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
