I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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