Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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