3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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