How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
