Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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