I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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