Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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