Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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