When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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