I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
do herpes really smell.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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