yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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