found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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