They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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