this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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