Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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