was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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