Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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