We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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