I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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