I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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