You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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