And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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