My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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