I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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