how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
