I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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