Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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