I'm lost and stupid without you.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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