some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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