you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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