My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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