North Korea, Best Korea!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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