I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Randomize
